facebook | twitter | google reader | myspace



Friday, February 25, 2005
Hannidate
9:57 PM
Let's say you're a frustrated right-winger who's struck out at love one too many times.

Well, luckily for you, there's Hannidate! Here's an example (I've bolded my favorite parts):


Name: Gary
Location: OH
Age: 32


I live close to Dayton, Ohio. I am a 32 single white male. I am a smoker. I weigh in at 170 and stand at 5'-11" Dayton has a lot of liberal women which I am tired of dating. Help me find a republican woman. Below is what kind of describes myself in a nutshell I am a mature, responsible, stable, independent adult. I live on my own. I have a job. I enjoy going to movies, walks in the park, camping, NASCAR, cuddling and intellectual conversations. I am a funny person and enjoy making people laugh. I am a smoker. I can be sweet and thoughtful. I am weight proportionate to height. Some find me hot, some not. You decide. I have good morals and values and I am of a conservative nature. I like the outdoors and nice weather. I would like to see the USA in my truck and camper and would like someone who would enjoy doing that too. I make good decisions or try to. In my spare time I enjoy working on the restoration of my truck. I have all my teeth and brush them. I have been told that I am a nice guy; you will have to decide for yourself. I am not looking for “just friends”. If I was, I would go to my buddy’s house and hang out there and drink beer. What I am looking for: I am looking for these types of qualities in a woman. A mature, responsible, stable, independent adult. This person must have a strong heart, mind and soul. This person must have a level head on their shoulders and can make good decisions. Must be a good communicator. I enjoy conversation. A person with good morals and values. Someone who has goals and dreams in life. Someone with a good job, no fast food workers, pizza deliver drivers, cashiers. I am not into high maintenance women. Someone who is simple, but has class. Someone who is of a conservative nature, especially fiscally conservative. Someone with good credit and low debt. I am not paying off someone’s charge card debt where they bought some fly lookin rims and stereo for pimpin out her ex-boyfriends ride. Someone who isn’t a control freak. Good personal hygiene and has all their teeth and no rotten black teeth. I see this way too much and I find it a turn off. Must live on their own and must keep their place clean. I don’t care for drama queens or people with hidden agendas. If you do, I will find them. I do not wish to meet people who have mental or depression problems. Must have decent transportation. I am not a mechanic nor am I buying this person a car. I am not funding someone’s education either. I would prefer this person to have a college degree. I would prefer someone who is a smoker, since I am on too. That way I don’t have to be asked to quit or I taste like an ashtray. Then too who really knows what an ashtray tastes like. I don’t know too many people who lick ashtrays…lol. Must be weight proportionate to height. Someone who is not a nagging person, but who is a happy upbeat person and likes to laugh. Someone who is sweet with a warm heart. Someone who is energetic and not lazy. Someone who likes to go out and do things. I’m not into women who get into sports. I don’t care for sports except NASCAR.
how in the WORLD has this guy not found a girl? The world is CRAZY!

0 Comment(s):

Post a Comment



Archives:
2004/09 - 2004/10 2004/10 - 2004/11 2004/11 - 2004/12 2004/12 - 2005/01 2005/01 - 2005/02 2005/02 - 2005/03 2005/03 - 2005/04 2005/04 - 2005/05 2005/05 - 2005/06 2005/06 - 2005/07 2005/07 - 2005/08 2005/08 - 2005/09 2005/09 - 2005/10 2005/10 - 2005/11 2005/11 - 2005/12 2005/12 - 2006/01 2006/01 - 2006/02 2006/02 - 2006/03 2006/03 - 2006/04 2006/04 - 2006/05 2006/05 - 2006/06 2006/06 - 2006/07 2006/07 - 2006/08 2006/08 - 2006/09 2006/09 - 2006/10 2006/10 - 2006/11 2006/11 - 2006/12 2006/12 - 2007/01 2007/01 - 2007/02 2007/02 - 2007/03 2007/03 - 2007/04 2007/04 - 2007/05 2007/05 - 2007/06 2007/06 - 2007/07 2007/07 - 2007/08 2007/08 - 2007/09 2007/09 - 2007/10 2007/10 - 2007/11 2007/11 - 2007/12 2007/12 - 2008/01 2008/01 - 2008/02 2008/02 - 2008/03 2008/03 - 2008/04 2008/04 - 2008/05 2008/05 - 2008/06 2008/06 - 2008/07 2008/07 - 2008/08 2008/08 - 2008/09 2008/09 - 2008/10 2008/10 - 2008/11 2008/11 - 2008/12 2008/12 - 2009/01 2009/01 - 2009/02 2009/02 - 2009/03 2009/04 - 2009/05 2009/05 - 2009/06 2009/06 - 2009/07 2009/07 - 2009/08 2009/08 - 2009/09 2009/09 - 2009/10 2009/10 - 2009/11 2009/11 - 2009/12 2009/12 - 2010/01 2010/01 - 2010/02 2010/02 - 2010/03