My company, like many, has an internal-use-only web page, with company-related news and services. Also included are occasionaly bits of info intended to help associates in their daily lives. Today, there was this:

Keep Your Kids Safe in the Sun
As the barometer rises, kids have fun in the sun! Keep them safe this summer with these Live Well, Work Well sun facts.

ok, so no one realized that this section says "barometer" when it means "thermometer"? what's funnier is that when the barometer rises, that means there's a low pressure system coming in, which in fact usually means clouds and perhaps rain.

i love my company.