the sex-in-public singlet

For my latest foray into art:

I need a fashion designer to develop for me a black, opaque aerobic singlet, built for two(meaning four arms, four legs, two head holes) with an all important umbilical between the two, so that sex in public could occur with no nudity shown. Then I want to videotape the proceedings. The point is to try and get arrested to see what charge they could claim. Indecent exposure? Everything's covered. An act of lewdness? It's all under wraps, how can they prove penetration occured? Being too happy in public? Disturbing the peace? Let's see if we can prod the litigious community in the eye.

I'm accepting applications for designers and willing couples. It's all in the name of art.